Ok, moms out there know what I'm talking about. Dads too. We're all pretty sure our baby is the Supreme Incarnation of All That Is Amazing and Good.
But mine really is. He has so much hair he makes boy bands look sad. He giggles at four am when I pick him up in a dead cry and then chuckles contentedly to himself as I hold him.
He has dance moves that Michael Jackson would be jealous of.
He hates hats and isn't afraid to let you know.
He can lift whole baskets of toys BY HIMSELF.
He is cute with and without clothes on.
His poop even smells sweet.
So come on other parents out there. Let's see what your baby has. I don't want to be elitist and sit on this Mt. My Babe Is FUCKING RAD alone. Do your worst. Or best.
But don't say I didn't warn you about the steep competition.
The Bear is on the Adwarable Path and he's taking names.
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