1. Let Your Child Try Your Home Brewed Kombucha Very Infrequently As A, "Special Treat"
2. Allow Time To Pass
3. Invite Other Parents and Children Over4. Buy Much Cider
5. Crack One Open and Pour it Into A Common Drinking Vessel
6. Drink Half and Get Involved in A Conversation
7. Place Vessel On Counter At Kid Height
8. Fail To Realize Cider Looks Much Like Home Brewed Kombucha
9. Walk Away To Check Out Something Interesting For 5 Minutes
10. Return When Your Wife/Partner Yells, "Espen (insert your child's name here)! STOP!!!!! That is an ADULT Beverage!"
11. Witness Your 4 Year Old Saying, "But I LIKE Kombucha!" and Your Wife Responding, "It's not Kombucha, It's beer!"
12. And Your Child Saying, "Well then, I LIKE BEARD!!!"
13. Remove Your Empty Glass From Your Child's Hands
14. Take Him Outside
15. Water Him
16. Pray None of the Parents Notice Anything Odd With Kid
17. Wait Patiently For Parent Of The Year Award To Arrive
